“I want,” the man said to the art robot, and then described an image in some detail. “Certainly,” said the art robot. A printout came out of its chest. “Thank y- Hey! What’s this?” “A list of artists who make images of the kind you describe, and who are accepting commissions.”
This is a horror story to a techbro and a feel-good comedy to anyone with a sense of human decency.
my personal favorite interpretation of kobolds are the ones that look like nothing humanoid, but more like scaly raccoons that JUST evolved sapient intelligence and proper hands, and are gonna make it everybody’s problem
an ideal kobold would walk on two legs, but run on four
kobolds will literally look at you, blink for a while, and accept you as a pack member
